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Why you should fucking play it:
If you don't have Halo (douch mopper) or simply want to play a game with modern weapons and no shields, then play this. There are a variety of weapons and teamplay is a big factor. The only drawback is that you can't get killed by a vehicle... oh my fuck. So unless you are a sack of old man piss, you will like this game. Who me?
*Click on the coolest gun on this page for the Kick ass Counterstrike forum!*
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The Pistols
1. Glock- Fires Semi and 3-shot bursts. It's a total piece of shit compared to the CT's .45. Don't rely on this you fucking moron.
2. HK .45 USP- Fires Semi-auto and can be silenced. This weapon packs a punch as hard as Duffie on Randolph's stomach. It's quick and accurate and can be used as a back up the entire game.
3. Desert Eagle- This motherfucker fires a .50 caliber shell and will take out a fagshitter in no more than 3 shots even if they have body armor. This gun isn't just for show(fuck you, shuler), it's a monster.
4. Sig 228- This 13 round .357 is an upgrade from the USP but isn't all that better. Save your money if you want. If you are a terrorist though, buy it in place of that fucking Glock.
5. Dual Berretas- They don't do much on damage but it is cool to use two guns... too bad they aren't two sniper rifles, BLEH! Nooch.
6. Five-Seven- It's got 20 rounds and is very accurate. It's weaker than the USP but a head shot can make all the difference.
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The SMG's
1.HK MP5 Navy- This Gun is accurate as buttfuck, even on fully auto. Head Shots are a cinch and it can tear ass due to its high rate of fire. This gun can only be out done by an assault rifle.
2. Steyr TMP- Only fucks like Shuler use this gun. I don't care if its cheap. Its so weak it couldn't even shoot off Randolph's flacid penis.
3. FNP90- With 50 Shots in the clip and the highest rate of fire in the game, though it causes low accuracy. This can be deadly in the hands of a pro. However that rarely happens. Normaly someone like Shuler grabs it and shames the gun. Bleh!
4. IMI Uzi- This gun isn't too accurate but packs a punch similar to the one Adam makes with his cock in a guy's ass! It's nice when you are on a budget (The gun, not the assfucking).
5. HK UMP45- This gun is almost as powerful as the Colt M4. However, it has a slow rate of fire and a smaller clip (25) compared to most guns. Plus, Matt said he liked it so it loses a few more points. Nooch.
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Put the Rifles right here! Bleeeeh!
1. AK47- The preferred AR of Tim. This gun has balls. It's very difficult to use, but it's the most powerful gun in the game excluding the sniper rifles and para. A skilled mothafucker can even snipe with it. Oh, and Dave sucks with it.Bong
2. Sig552 Commando- This is the expensive AR for the terrorist side. It has a functional scope and fairly decent accuracy (it's pretty decent). Fag Fag Fag. It's more expensive than the AK, but then again what isn't.
3. Colt M4A1- If MasterChief could use a modern day AR, he would use this. However, Dave does and he is fucking Masterchief2 when he uses it. Accurate and powerful as my cock-jerking hand, this gun is one of the best. It even comes with an optional silencer.
4. Steyr Aug- No it's not called the Bullpup you fucking fucks. This gun is dead on for its first shot. Then it goes crazy. If you are using this over and M4 then you just plain suck.... cock.
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Other Weapons
Sure there are other weapons but I really dont fucking care that much about them... except the shotgun. It's fun. Sniping is for fagshitters.
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Tactics
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The new 1.6 version
Oh my shit. In the new version you get riotshields, Galils, Famases, and I think two new units.
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It's coming out (of the closet with Pearman) on XBOX
I ran out of things to say. So just look at this picture. DoucheMop. Slipknot Rules. |
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